am being slowly murdered

Yes I am very serious about it !..but before that smart people like you would like to know how come I got alive in the first place ...well, she had her telephonic interview in which (to my pure surprise) she managed not to intimidate the poor interviewer...dont ask me the boring details but whats interesting is everyday there is a pop-up from her mouth,' oh, i got that one wrong!' yes, she takes one full day to figure out one silly mistake before moving on to the next...but r we surprised..not in the least..anyway...i was talking about myself....i was brought back to life by a run to Blockbuster in the shining Seattle sun and 'Chicken Bharta'...she did a good job on the canned white chicken..even he liked it !
and now for my slow murder ...she is anticipating another round of interview and she is slowly preparing for it ...slowly==2 problems a day... what did i just write '==' ! god! see ,what the slow torture has done to me !

while i am still alive , lets continue on the rambligs of the bird brain..
she is very inquisitive u know..lemme tell u how inquisitive..

Scene: She and the guy are about to watch a movie,last time they saw 'The ladykillers' ( It was funny , only that I could see from her face that she coudlnt understand a word of what Tom Hanks was saying)...they r sitting on the couch facing the TV.
There is a trailor coming on of 'King Arthur'.
Abruptly she turns to face to him , her eyes go round (shez got bigg eyes)and she asks
She: Who was King Arthur?
As still as he was,in a deep husky voice, He: He was a king.
She is still looking at him.He is still looking at the TV.
She is still looking at him.He is still looking at the TV.
She is still looking at him.He is still looking at the TV.
In slow motion , she turns to face the TV again.

Then the movie starts.
Abruptly she turns to face to him , her eyes go round (shez got bigg eyes)and she asks
She: What is this movie about?
As still as he was,in a deep husky voice, He: The ladykillers
She is still looking at him.He is still looking at the TV.
She is still looking at him.He is still looking at the TV.
She is still looking at him.He is still looking at the TV.
In slow motion , she turns to face the TV again.

poor thing, she got stuck with the wrong guy i guess...well..more on this later..
she never stops pestering the poor fellow though,,,
They r having dinner . He is about to take the first morsal and she shouts : 'The curry is hot!'.
He: Hmm ( He does a good job of not letting it show that his mouth got burnt)
Second morsal
She:'Its hot!'
He: 'Too late'
Third morsal
She:'Its hot ! '
.....

Bah! am already bored of her ..and i find this word 'boring' boring tooo! any suggestions for a synonym