Saturday, March 10, 2007
Supreme Nerd!
He got a nerd score of 94 !!! can u beleive that! ,,,and this is for the guy-with-score-88, dont despair , if 94 could get someone to marry him, you still have hope ! :D
Tuesday, March 6, 2007
and,,
She asked me to mention that she is looking fat in the photo coz of the convexity of the car/ her heavy coat. He doesnt hv any comments on his photo as he doesnt know its on this blog ( which is why its still thr!
Saturday, March 3, 2007
He and She
I keep mentioning He and She (ya,thats practically all i talk about !)...so i thought it would do you good to have a look at He and She...u know improves imagination! ...
So. here they are !
This is He, in a carton he claims he was having a good time in !
This is She, in the reflection on the car of course !
Aren't they simply adorable?!!!!
I am inssspiringg!
Yes, beleive it or not...i actually inspired someone...a friend started blogging after reading my blog , even if he might not second this impression of mine but i know it , coz he named his blog 'losingitbytheday' :D:D:D:D!!!!
Friday, March 2, 2007
Yo ho !
hey thr ! i get a break while she is breaking her head on " A quarterly rate of 2.5% is equivalent to a semiannual rate of 1.025^2 -1=5.0625% " ...she jussssst got it and oh god ! even I am embarassed to say she is from one of the IITs! wel well well..u cant blame this one on the education system either !
This blog...someitmes i feel distracted...i should be writing about like I said 'ramblings of a bird brain' but sometimes I feel like pinning down my wise opinions too...like on the increasing number of IITians who think they should have done a bachelors in commerce rather than engg...this one i can blame on the education system!
Ok, back to the main topic...there r so any unrelated things to write so i shall make small bloglets out of them....
------------------------A story-----------------------------
.................................He, the Superman! .....................................
He and She just finished watching a movie.He is bac to his laptop and She is still staring at the TV ( takes her some time to shift gears actualy) . She feels hungry.
She: Honey..
He:
She : 'You cook!'
(No no , u got to imagine it right.,a very shrill voice , shiny round eyes and an extremely silly expression on her face . you can also imagine a lighted bulb near her head , eureka one)
(so here we go again)
She : 'You cook'!
He slowly turns towards her.Now he doesnt say no to her.He doesnt answer mostly but still never a No u see. I am waiting and waiting and waiting for a response from the laziest bum on the planet .
He gets up! He actually gets up !
He is walking towards the kitchen.
She: (very annoying silly giggling) hehehe, This is so nice !
Suddenly, he starts limping.He is on his knees.He is still moving towards the kitchen.He has gone down on all fours. he is still inching towards the kitchen. At first She was thinking he is just acting , now she cant resist asking.
She: 'what happened?'
He: nothing
She:' whats it?! say!"
He:' I thought u knew. The kitchen floor is made of Kryptonite'
She: so?
He: ' I thought u knew. I am allergic to Kryptonite.'
Hats off !! awesome !! Did u get it ? Not only is he allergic to kitchen floor , he is the Superman!!! Now thats what i call husband-ish !!!
---------- A sample conversation----------------------------------
She: ( with that sily expression) Sometimes I find you funny!
He slowly turns towards her and simultaneouly his right eyebrows gets raised.
He: funny?!
She: (quickly) Mostly i find you cute !
He: I always find you khoti.
(khota: ass)
------------A confession-------------------------------------------
She (almost an year back, with friends) : "How could you do this to maggi!??!!!"
and how could you say that!
Did you get up on a sunday and make breakfast for the rest like she did !
and like you are the authority on maggi over here !
----------------An Achievement---------
The perfect indian housewife managed to reduce her electricity bill by a whopping fiftyyyyyy percennntttttttttt!!(clappppingggg!!!) She should be allowed to put that on her MBA resume !
and you know how did she celebrate this achievement?
She ordered the ( imagine a deep booming male voice) "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows"
Now thats like a grown-up!!
This blog...someitmes i feel distracted...i should be writing about like I said 'ramblings of a bird brain' but sometimes I feel like pinning down my wise opinions too...like on the increasing number of IITians who think they should have done a bachelors in commerce rather than engg...this one i can blame on the education system!
Ok, back to the main topic...there r so any unrelated things to write so i shall make small bloglets out of them....
------------------------A story-----------------------------
.................................He, the Superman! .....................................
He and She just finished watching a movie.He is bac to his laptop and She is still staring at the TV ( takes her some time to shift gears actualy) . She feels hungry.
She: Honey..
He:
She : 'You cook!'
(No no , u got to imagine it right.,a very shrill voice , shiny round eyes and an extremely silly expression on her face . you can also imagine a lighted bulb near her head , eureka one)
(so here we go again)
She : 'You cook'!
He slowly turns towards her.Now he doesnt say no to her.He doesnt answer mostly but still never a No u see. I am waiting and waiting and waiting for a response from the laziest bum on the planet .
He gets up! He actually gets up !
He is walking towards the kitchen.
She: (very annoying silly giggling) hehehe, This is so nice !
Suddenly, he starts limping.He is on his knees.He is still moving towards the kitchen.He has gone down on all fours. he is still inching towards the kitchen. At first She was thinking he is just acting , now she cant resist asking.
She: 'what happened?'
He: nothing
She:' whats it?! say!"
He:' I thought u knew. The kitchen floor is made of Kryptonite'
She: so?
He: ' I thought u knew. I am allergic to Kryptonite.'
Hats off !! awesome !! Did u get it ? Not only is he allergic to kitchen floor , he is the Superman!!! Now thats what i call husband-ish !!!
---------- A sample conversation----------------------------------
She: ( with that sily expression) Sometimes I find you funny!
He slowly turns towards her and simultaneouly his right eyebrows gets raised.
He: funny?!
She: (quickly) Mostly i find you cute !
He: I always find you khoti.
(khota: ass)
------------A confession-------------------------------------------
She (almost an year back, with friends) : "How could you do this to maggi!??!!!"
and how could you say that!
Did you get up on a sunday and make breakfast for the rest like she did !
and like you are the authority on maggi over here !
----------------An Achievement---------
The perfect indian housewife managed to reduce her electricity bill by a whopping fiftyyyyyy percennntttttttttt!!(clappppingggg!!!) She should be allowed to put that on her MBA resume !
and you know how did she celebrate this achievement?
She ordered the ( imagine a deep booming male voice) "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows"
Now thats like a grown-up!!
Monday, February 19, 2007
Sorry folks....
yes, another post in the series of depressing posts...but the fact of the matter is She has enrolled for an exam (fees=$900) on the Valentine's Day ! God! she is so yuckingly, geekingly unromantic! Little did He know that he would have to give such an expensive gift , he also didnt know that she didnt even remember it was V day !
Now she wont let go of her books coz of the $900 and He doesnt seem to mind , of course coz of $900. So, as you have probably guessed , this blog would be compromised/sacrificed...merely for $900.
But i refuse to go down that easily.I'll be back ! I'll be back !
Now she wont let go of her books coz of the $900 and He doesnt seem to mind , of course coz of $900. So, as you have probably guessed , this blog would be compromised/sacrificed...merely for $900.
But i refuse to go down that easily.I'll be back ! I'll be back !
Monday, February 5, 2007
am being slowly murdered
Yes I am very serious about it !..but before that smart people like you would like to know how come I got alive in the first place ...well, she had her telephonic interview in which (to my pure surprise) she managed not to intimidate the poor interviewer...dont ask me the boring details but whats interesting is everyday there is a pop-up from her mouth,' oh, i got that one wrong!' yes, she takes one full day to figure out one silly mistake before moving on to the next...but r we surprised..not in the least..anyway...i was talking about myself....i was brought back to life by a run to Blockbuster in the shining Seattle sun and 'Chicken Bharta'...she did a good job on the canned white chicken..even he liked it !
and now for my slow murder ...she is anticipating another round of interview and she is slowly preparing for it ...slowly==2 problems a day... what did i just write '==' ! god! see ,what the slow torture has done to me !
while i am still alive , lets continue on the rambligs of the bird brain..
she is very inquisitive u know..lemme tell u how inquisitive..
Scene: She and the guy are about to watch a movie,last time they saw 'The ladykillers' ( It was funny , only that I could see from her face that she coudlnt understand a word of what Tom Hanks was saying)...they r sitting on the couch facing the TV.
There is a trailor coming on of 'King Arthur'.
Abruptly she turns to face to him , her eyes go round (shez got bigg eyes)and she asks
She: Who was King Arthur?
As still as he was,in a deep husky voice, He: He was a king.
She is still looking at him.He is still looking at the TV.
She is still looking at him.He is still looking at the TV.
She is still looking at him.He is still looking at the TV.
In slow motion , she turns to face the TV again.
Then the movie starts.
Abruptly she turns to face to him , her eyes go round (shez got bigg eyes)and she asks
She: What is this movie about?
As still as he was,in a deep husky voice, He: The ladykillers
She is still looking at him.He is still looking at the TV.
She is still looking at him.He is still looking at the TV.
She is still looking at him.He is still looking at the TV.
In slow motion , she turns to face the TV again.
poor thing, she got stuck with the wrong guy i guess...well..more on this later..
she never stops pestering the poor fellow though,,,
They r having dinner . He is about to take the first morsal and she shouts : 'The curry is hot!'.
He: Hmm ( He does a good job of not letting it show that his mouth got burnt)
Second morsal
She:'Its hot!'
He: 'Too late'
Third morsal
She:'Its hot ! '
.....
Bah! am already bored of her ..and i find this word 'boring' boring tooo! any suggestions for a synonym
and now for my slow murder ...she is anticipating another round of interview and she is slowly preparing for it ...slowly==2 problems a day... what did i just write '==' ! god! see ,what the slow torture has done to me !
while i am still alive , lets continue on the rambligs of the bird brain..
she is very inquisitive u know..lemme tell u how inquisitive..
Scene: She and the guy are about to watch a movie,last time they saw 'The ladykillers' ( It was funny , only that I could see from her face that she coudlnt understand a word of what Tom Hanks was saying)...they r sitting on the couch facing the TV.
There is a trailor coming on of 'King Arthur'.
Abruptly she turns to face to him , her eyes go round (shez got bigg eyes)and she asks
She: Who was King Arthur?
As still as he was,in a deep husky voice, He: He was a king.
She is still looking at him.He is still looking at the TV.
She is still looking at him.He is still looking at the TV.
She is still looking at him.He is still looking at the TV.
In slow motion , she turns to face the TV again.
Then the movie starts.
Abruptly she turns to face to him , her eyes go round (shez got bigg eyes)and she asks
She: What is this movie about?
As still as he was,in a deep husky voice, He: The ladykillers
She is still looking at him.He is still looking at the TV.
She is still looking at him.He is still looking at the TV.
She is still looking at him.He is still looking at the TV.
In slow motion , she turns to face the TV again.
poor thing, she got stuck with the wrong guy i guess...well..more on this later..
she never stops pestering the poor fellow though,,,
They r having dinner . He is about to take the first morsal and she shouts : 'The curry is hot!'.
He: Hmm ( He does a good job of not letting it show that his mouth got burnt)
Second morsal
She:'Its hot!'
He: 'Too late'
Third morsal
She:'Its hot ! '
.....
Bah! am already bored of her ..and i find this word 'boring' boring tooo! any suggestions for a synonym
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